On the phone with the Dad:
Dad: Your mom ordered a special turkey for Thursday.
Me: A gluten free one?
Dad: Yes and it's still alive, well it was still alive - I think they killed it today.
Me: Wow, that's fresh!
I'm sure it was killed in my honor.
In the car with the Girl:
Girl: Mama do you know what color that house is?
Me: Yes, it's red (it was brick).
Girl: Right. Do you know what color that house is?
Me: Ummm, it's grey-ish?
Girl: No, it's silverware!
